Boro Away - Prematch Prattle!

Friday, 15 August 08, 05:55 PM · Posted by HarryHotspur

We're back Yids and ready to rock.

This campaign is going to be a long one and it starts with a visit to a man who describes being beaten at home 'like being burgled'. 

Tottenham don't have great form at Middlesbrough but I'm convinced we'll get a pull for a successful smash & grab at the very least.

This could potentially be a masterclass for Spurs. Boro are almost certain to play deep and want Tuncay or Aliadiere to spring Mido or Alves. If our virtually brand new fully fitted luxury midfield boss it and our defence live up to expectations I cannot see this lot stopping us.

Modric & Co. have far greater intelligence and ability than any of Southgate's charges and it's the midfield that will decide this. As far as strikers are concerned I expect at least another Bent goal and say if he scores on Saturday they'll be no stopping him all season.

Berbatov? Who knows or cares. He's been in the shop window all summer and to what purpose? Faded from prolonged exposure and dead flies his only companions. His position's untenable. When he goes there'll be a scrutiny of what we got for him and if he stays it reflects market forces not desire.

Predictions? 0-2 to the Tottingham which is as good as 11/1 in places where you don't have an existing obligation to the house.

Here's terrific video to get you in the mood from YiDo Productions. More great Spurs vids are available from them and others HERE.

BIOYC!

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408 Comments

RoundTheCorner
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1. RoundTheCorner Wrote: | 19.15BST | Aug 15, 2008

im going for 0-2 to spurs aswell...Bent and erm...Jenas...Great vid btw!...

Dubai Yid
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2. Dubai Yid Wrote: | 19.15BST | Aug 15, 2008

I can not wait! It'll seem at lot longer for due to the time difference, Kick is at 6pm for me! Agggh! Going to watch the game with 2 'borough fans, could be interesting!

Bit Concerned that Peckhart did not get a squad number? Any one else think it's a bit strange.

COYS

GotThemNotStir
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3. GotThemNotStir Wrote: | 19.15BST | Aug 15, 2008

BIOYC!!!!!!!!

can't fooking wait!

=D

Stephen
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4. Stephen Wrote: | 19.16BST | Aug 15, 2008

COME ON YOU SPURS! Cant remember when I was this excited about the start of a season. Actually I can, it was last season!

Like you say Harry, looking at boro's midfield and ours, there should be no problems. Theirs doesnt look any better than Roma's. Or Norwich's for that matter. We have to watch out for this new bloke of theirs Digard tho, he looks like he could be a bit of a player.

I am massively apprehensive about tomorrow, looks like the best lineup we have had in my living memory, but being Spurs fans we all know how things can turn quite quickly. I will close with another hearty COYS!!!!!!!!!!!

fatfish
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5. fatfish Wrote: | 19.18BST | Aug 15, 2008

Cant wait.

A 1-3 Spurs win for me. Bent, Bale & Modric with a late home consolation.

I cant remember being so positive before a season starts for about 20 years. We need to get off to a great start, at least 16 points from our first 8 games. That will give us the confidence to kick on and grab 3rd or 4th spot.

COYS. :D

DRB
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6. DRB Wrote: | 19.26BST | Aug 15, 2008

Where can it be seen?

My promised ticket is no more... :\

BruceCastle
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7. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.33BST | Aug 15, 2008

Harry, I have been wating for this season to start since we won the League Cup! I can't wait any longer.


The usuual pre-match reviews are leaden with worthless comparisons to this fixture last year or Boro's dazzeling thrashing of Man City on the last day of last season. What? Who cares? That is all superflous immaterial drivel. This is not last season. This is the new Tottenham. New goalie, who is aware of his surroundings, a confident cock who won't cower or panic. If King and Woody are fit with Gunther and Bale either side of them we'll have a titanium back bone. Buit the real revolution is in the middle. The fresh sweet filling that has all us hungary bastards qued up around the bakery salivating. Bentley, Modric, Gio, are more than boro can handle. They will be a force to be reckoned with. But the real punishment will come from Mr. Bent.
Oh, of course, Mishka's help would be nice, if he's snapped out of his funk. But we won't come to tatters if he show's up with face as long as a fiddle.

Last year? Who cares about what we did or did not do last year. This is the new model for a new age. Its super charged. The fucking carbon fiber turbo sports model.

Throw yourself into the road darling!

3-0.

BruceCastle
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8. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.34BST | Aug 15, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

Harry, I have been wating for this season to start since we won the League Cup! I can't wait any longer.


The usuual pre-match reviews are leaden with worthless comparisons to this fixture last year or Boro's dazzeling thrashing of Man City on the last day of last season. What?...

or 0-3 in case you missed my point.

Longlivetheking26
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9. Longlivetheking26 Wrote: | 19.34BST | Aug 15, 2008

I am going to go for 2-1 to Spurs!!! But i am still very nervous, we have to start the season in top form and learn from last season. 8O

Chingford Spur
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10. Chingford Spur Wrote: | 19.34BST | Aug 15, 2008

3-1 to the mighty Spurs.
Bentley, Bent, Jenas. Maybe Alves or Downing will get a consolation - but who cares?

I can't believe how excited I am about Bent getting his chance...I actually want to see him succeed more than watch DiMisera Blerbatov float around the pitch making nice touches but not fighting for the team. SELL HIM!!

fatfish
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11. fatfish Wrote: | 19.43BST | Aug 15, 2008

Reply to DRB:

Where can it be seen?

My promised ticket is no more... :\

Best best is to try www.justin.tv or TVants. I'm sure that none of these sites are endorsed by Harry in any way.

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12. davspur Guest Wrote: | 19.45BST | Aug 15, 2008

:D my hearts pounding with excitment weve got rolls bentleys jags octapuss. dident lennon look like a miget alan gilzean when he scored with is head that shows what a talent dos is going to be if he can but the ball on lennona head then watch out defences.bentley scored last year against the red and white socks they won 2-1 lets have the same only 4-0 to the blue and white sockes .coys

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13. madbrown Wrote: | 19.46BST | Aug 15, 2008

:| dont need ticket. away end not full up. pay £30 at tournstiles.

madbrown
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14. madbrown Wrote: | 19.47BST | Aug 15, 2008

pay cash at turnstiles

davspurs Guest
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15. davspurs Guest Wrote: | 19.52BST | Aug 15, 2008

perkhart is playing for the under 18 has he done somthing wrong he should be on the bench any one no ewt

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16. TMWNN Wrote: | 19.55BST | Aug 15, 2008

I'm not going to get too carried away just yet.

5-0 to Spurs.

Nice video, a bit over the top using Barber with Pre-season though.

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17. yidarmy Wrote: | 20.02BST | Aug 15, 2008

looking forward to this season, wasnt too confident last year as i felt we didnt strengthen the 1st team, we just bought an expensive bench! however the 1st teams looking gd now and think we'll cause a few upsets, 4th place may be out of reach due to lack of quality depth...but we can still dream! 0-2, surely bents got to grab one after his stunning form and maybe a bit of magic from gio would suit me on opening day

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18. Baron_Von_Marlon Wrote: | 20.11BST | Aug 15, 2008

Hello everyone, ive been a lurker on this site for quite a while now and all this pre match prattle has persuaded me to join in......well excited and fancy us to run riot. but my head tells me we could be brought back down to earth....2-1 to us.

onedavemackay
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19. onedavemackay Wrote: | 20.16BST | Aug 15, 2008

Fuck off all you lilly livered pessimists.

WE'RE OUT TO WIN THE PREM NOT JUST QUALIFY FOR THE CL.

Danny Boy has traded well with a couple or more still to arrive and we now have some seriously good players and a World class coach.

If we all believe it will happen


BIOYC

COYS


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HarryHotspur
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20. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.22BST | Aug 15, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

Harry, I have been wating for this season to start since we won the League Cup! I can't wait any longer.


The usuual pre-match reviews are leaden with worthless comparisons to this fixture last year or Boro's dazzeling thrashing of Man City on the last day of last season. What?...

Scrubbbbbbers!

Sinceyouasked
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21. Sinceyouasked Wrote: | 20.22BST | Aug 15, 2008

I can't say I got too excited about breaking into the Top Four last year. It was obvious that none of the deficiencies that supporters on websites like this had complained about had been remedied. Namely CD, DM, LM and Midfield Napoleon-type. Now that the rats have left/are leaving but Bent has shown his potential, El Ramos has an idea or two and the midfield looks like dynamite with a solid bottom (come on King, don't let those knees go all a trembly), I'm guessing 4th-7th with the variable being mentality.

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22. mcmuffin Wrote: | 20.25BST | Aug 15, 2008

"Irrespective of the outcome and futures of Robbie and Dimitar, we are continuing to seek to bring in quality, talented players for the future, who want to play in a Spurs shirt."

we have a team that looks like a team.

keane won't be missed like carrick was missed. he gave us 100% but we have a new chapter. 2008/09, year of the Yiddo.

COME ON YOU SPURS!

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23. skinless Wrote: | 20.27BST | Aug 15, 2008

I'm so excited I could do a sex wee

HarryHotspur
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24. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.28BST | Aug 15, 2008

Reply to Sinceyouasked:

I can't say I got too excited about breaking into the Top Four last year. It was obvious that none of the deficiencies that supporters on websites like this had complained about had been remedied. Namely CD, DM, LM and Midfield Napoleon-type. Now that the rats have left/are leaving but Bent has...

Bang on. It's in their hands now. At least any high hopes this time out are based upon the corrective action that's been taken. My guess is that that isn't over yet either and I don't mean this window. January there'll be a second wave.

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25. mick Wrote: | 20.29BST | Aug 15, 2008

Has anyone checked out the spurs site. On transfers everyone bought is on there as is everyone sold apart from steed malbranque.Has he been sold or is he just on loan. MIGHTY SPURS TO WIN 2 - 0.

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26. McMuffin Wrote: | 20.31BST | Aug 15, 2008

have become a member!!! hooraay...

is there some sort of hazing ritual?

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27. Dimpys12 Wrote: | 20.33BST | Aug 15, 2008

"Berbatov? Who knows or cares. He's been in the shop window all summer and to what purpose? Faded from prolonged exposure and dead flies his only companions."

Absolute solid gold comment Harry, keep up the good work!

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28. skinless Wrote: | 20.35BST | Aug 15, 2008

Reply to McMuffin:

have become a member!!! hooraay...

is there some sort of hazing ritual?

Yes, it involves a wet fish and an effigy of Sol Campbell

McMuffin
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29. McMuffin Wrote: | 20.42BST | Aug 15, 2008

I hate campbell and his turtle necks.

scouting report:

olympic womens football, china v japan....check out japan's no.8. she has an exquisite touch.

skinless
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30. skinless Wrote: | 20.43BST | Aug 15, 2008

What devastating repartee from the gooner! Did you get your mum to help you?

Dan
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31. Dan Wrote: | 20.47BST | Aug 15, 2008

this vid is better:
LINK
COYS!

Azza's Mum
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