Ferguson On The Run - You Couldn't Make It Up
This has got to be a wind up. Ooh my days...
Now pay attention, because this is comedy gold and you don't want to miss anything.
Carrying on from the recent piece on Sir Alex Ferguson's alleged public discussion of Manchester United purchasing the services of Dimitar Berbatov there has been a new and amusing development.
The Norwegians have obviously been on the receiving end of the Highland Hairdryer to which end they have soiled themselves and promptly, er... several days later, issued a full scale apology.
But you have to believe the excuse. The quote that would stand to sink the Old Trafford Supremo was, "We may have made a bid for Berbatov, and we have good hopes to buy him. He has impressed for a long time..."
But Lars Morten Olsen, the reporter who wrote the piece, after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts, has now retracted his quotes.
He has just remembered that despite being the only journalist interviewing Sir Alex at the time, the room they were in was a bit noisey and it was difficult to hear what was actually said.
"That takes the sting out of the Tottenham appeal" said Steinar Madsen, webmaster of the Scandanavian Supporters Club, sporting a new pair of trousers and liberally spraying air freshner around his office.
Well Steinar, I don't know about the sting, but that certainly takes the biscuit.
Out of balance, I will add that the same article goes on to alledge that Manchester United have a 'tape' of the interview and believe it contains nothing of any great concern to them. This allegation carries a link to The Manchester Evening News website. Which at this time contains zero reference to any such tape.
And another thing. I Harry Hotspur hereby offer Sir Alex an amnesty. Immunity from all prosecuction civil and criminal. If he can answer me this.
Who were you talking about then?
We are waiting.
BIOYC!
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Fucking well funny. Typical dirty scummy shit coming out of manure
:This could be great, Man U get points deducted and we finish above them.
But first we have to find a referee who will award a penalty against them at home or card a player for simulation.
Sorry too much sun and ouzo.
Although this is all mildly entertaining, we all know that nothing is going to happen - the PL wont take any serious action against Manu (unles there is much more compelling evidence than the above) and Manu wont sue us because it would be a huge embarassing waste of money - if Barca dont make a sensible offer its still in our interest to sell him to Manu at 28 million rather than keep him sulking (Ramos wont put up with that crap) or losing value because he is able to buy himself out of his contract in a year or two, so it will get dropped. I see Redknapp is up to his tricks again with regard to Kaboul - how is he allowed to talk about other clubs players and what they are worth (and other clubs that mght want to sign them) so freely? It seems that he wants to sign Kaboul while getting away with paying less than anyone else by unsettling him and flattering his huge ego.
Of far greater importance, can we please have some more photos of that marvellous pair of russian strikers form last night? I'd like to see them in their training kit or going through their stretching routines.
In a court of law, the retraction above would be considered another material evidence and a simple cross examination would lead to the truth.
End of the day, Daniel Levy is the Director of the business, he wouldn't put himself (as a director) or put Spurs in a position that lead to embrassment. Which makes me believe that they have alot more information that is currently being presented. Best thing is to Higher the prices for these players - Simple. I'm a big believer in if they don't want to wear the shirt then let them go, but if Man Utd are making Ronaldo stay with them.. Then why don't we do the same.. Ramos won't let them go until we have cover, that's why there starting to contact some of the best stickers in Europe... In Levy and Ramos i trust.. Can't understand why after all the additions - they would want to leave now ??? COYS SpursStevo
In a way I want Keane to hurry up and leave so he can tell us exactly what the fucks going on. I hope its cos he wants champs league before he's too old and not a reflection on ramos. Ramos did sub him alot didn't he.
The more I think about it, 20 Million for Keane, considering his age is very, very good business. The only problem is that he's my favourite player and I fucking love him
Do you think Levy's counter might be he was hiding with Aaron Lennon under a table in the room, this could well be in the dossier.
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To put is kindly, fuck 'em over Levy!!!