La Porte De Hull

Saturday, 04 October 08, 09:05 PM ยท Posted by HarryHotspur

Nessun maggior dolore
Che ricordarsi del tempo felice
Nella miseria.

There is no greater sorrow
Than to be mindful of the happy time
In misery.

You see the clip isn't entirely random. Shearsmith is a Hull boy. Having said that so was Norman Collier. But Wheel Tappers & Shunters is far too close to what we're producing on the pitch. Oh go on then, it's Saturday night and it's you... CLICKY.

The prospect of having the entire Dawson dynasty filling their coat pockets from the apres match buffet has some chatting amiably. But the out and out mediocre nature of our league results that this game is now about the bundle of nerves that Tottenham have become and if they can survive them.

For whatever reasons we failed to emerge from the debacle of the last transfer window with much dignity. And now you can forget any idle talk of the enemy within. The enemy is very much at the gates and our situation potentially so brittle that that Hull are as a good a genuine threat as anyone. Make no mistake.

Hull are ready and able. Their plan is to come here and not force a draw or nick it, but out play Spurs and win. Ask the mob at Woolwich if you think I'm too quick to stand on a chair, clutching my skirt and call 'mouse'.

King may even play a cameo part tomorrow. That's the word. Medical schmedical. Hutton we will miss more so than ever. Woodgate will need to marshall his remaining wards and be effective about it.

Dare I point out the obvious but we really do need to see some push and run tomorrow. I cannot ever recall having any class of conversation with a fellow fan where 'hoofing' was greeted with anything other than exasperation and eye rolling. Modric will need to play his part convincingly.

There are no cure for nerves. Not in the modern game. The trick of dropping a wee 'nip' in your tea before kick off doesn't really cut it these days, so we'll need to find our resolve from elsewhere. Maybe we can help.... CLICKY. Go on the Sugar!

So then, young Pavlyunchenko. Let's see some spirit son. And be it Bentley or be it Lennon, let's get some value out of those damn crosses.

Can we beat this lot?

Yes. Of course we can.

Will we?

See you ringside.

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144 Comments

QuietAtTheLibrary
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1. QuietAtTheLibrary Wrote: | 20.15BST | Oct 4, 2008

I'll be there, pie in one hand, sweeties in the other waiting wit baited breath for our first win of the season. Don't care how we do it to be honest; even if the ball comes off Pavs left testicle into the net... 8O

2-1 and a scrappy affair! :o

QuietAtTheLibrary
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2. QuietAtTheLibrary Wrote: | 20.32BST | Oct 4, 2008

God we should be out enjoying ourselves HH; having a pint yet we're both online, probably casting one eye on Newsnow and the other on porn... 8O

HarryHotspur
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3. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.39BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

God we should be out enjoying ourselves HH; having a pint yet we're both online, probably casting one eye on Newsnow and the other on porn... 8O

How dare you! ...Point out some home truths... :( :P

Ossies V Neck
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4. Ossies V Neck Wrote: | 20.39BST | Oct 4, 2008

We have started to get used to losing. need to break that habit very soon.

I wonder of Woodgate is going to bundle over their keeper every game? How daft is he? Good defender- but daft.

QuietAtTheLibrary
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5. QuietAtTheLibrary Wrote: | 20.51BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to Ossies V Neck:

We have started to get used to losing. need to break that habit very soon.

I wonder of Woodgate is going to bundle over their keeper every game? How daft is he? Good defender- but daft.

Aye, what the feck is he doing? Two yellow cards for nothing. Maybe all that hair is getting in his eyes? :?

QuietAtTheLibrary
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6. QuietAtTheLibrary Wrote: | 20.54BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

God we should be out enjoying ourselves HH; having a pint yet we're both online, probably casting one eye on Newsnow and the other on porn... 8O

How dare you! ...Point out some home truths... :( :P

8O

I reckon you're now trawling the net HH for middle age dwarfs with big boobies... ;)

Can't beat a bit of dwarf, or say they say... 8)

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7. QuietAtTheLibrary Wrote: | 20.54BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

God we should be out enjoying ourselves HH; having a pint yet we're both online, probably casting one eye on Newsnow and the other on porn... 8O

How dare you! ...Point out some home truths... :( :P

8O

I reckon you're now trawling the net HH for middle age dwarfs with big boobies... ;)

Can't beat a bit of dwarf, or say they say... 8)

..or so they say... :?

jimbo yiddo
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8. jimbo yiddo Wrote: | 22.00BST | Oct 4, 2008

Thought Graham Roberts/Sir Alan Sugar on ss news/football focus made some good points earlier the players need to stand up and make an account for themselves they need to be told in no uncertain way to get on with the job they are paid hansomeley to do, so without going into a Joe Kinnear lets get it right this sunday and get the job done, Ramos will stay and do it his way, just like Frank S sang I did it my way, lets get behind the team tommorrow, no booing or lame chants, this is our team and i for one will be right f-ing behind them, my prediction 3.0 COYS!

HarryHotspur
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9. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.13BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to jimbo yiddo:

Thought Graham Roberts/Sir Alan Sugar on ss news/football focus made some good points earlier the players need to stand up and make an account for themselves they need to be told in no uncertain way to get on with the job they are paid hansomeley to do, so without going into a Joe Kinnear lets get...

Welcome!

Thom, The Woods
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10. Thom, The Woods Wrote: | 22.33BST | Oct 4, 2008

After Joe Kinnear leaves Newcastle I hear we have a vacany for an interpreter? 8O

destruktornaut
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11. destruktornaut Wrote: | 22.34BST | Oct 4, 2008

This one won't be scrappy, we'll either win convincingly, or lose pathetically.

Joe Kinnear, Parlez vus anglais?
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12. Joe Kinnear, Parlez vus anglais? Wrote: | 22.36BST | Oct 4, 2008

3-0. King scores the third in off the knee. :D

HarryHotspur
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13. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 23.02BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to Joe Kinnear, Parlez vus anglais?:

3-0. King scores the third in off the knee. :D

Quality name, quality prediction. Let;s 'ave it! :P

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14. weejp Wrote: | 23.12BST | Oct 4, 2008

Not gonna lie about it, but I'm bricking it! After Jenas' Talk the Talk routine at every opportunity, I think it's 'round about time he pulls his thumb outta his arse and actually shows some heart to 'captain' his side to a victory for a change.

Tony_Spursano
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15. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 23.18BST | Oct 4, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Joe Kinnear, Parlez vus anglais?:

3-0. King scores the third in off the knee. :D

Quality name, quality prediction. Let;s 'ave it! :P

lovely then, friend? =D

Tony_Spursano
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16. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 23.20BST | Oct 4, 2008

i mean Dumitrescu is my hero 8O

HarryHotspur
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17. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 23.35BST | Oct 4, 2008

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i mean Dumitrescu is my hero 8O

Congrats - mine is Tommy Cooper.

MysteriousStranger
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18. MysteriousStranger Wrote: | 00.06BST | Oct 5, 2008

Regarding the forthcoming match, as Bollo would say... "I've got a bad feeling about dis". Draw?

Tony_Spursano,

Is your chosen nom de plume a nod towards Tony Soprano, of The Sopranos, or Tony Sparano, the Miami Dolphins Head Coach? I'm anticipating the former is more likely, but I do know a Dolphins fan so it wouldn't be entirely shocking if it were the latter.

onedavemackay
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19. onedavemackay Wrote: | 00.14BST | Oct 5, 2008

As my mum used to say "When the going gets tough the tough get going".

This is an opportunity for Ramos and all our overpaid players to show how good they are.

Not all the team are playing badly or lacking in confidence. Gomes, Lennon and Zokora for a start all seem to be up for it but the key for me is Modric. If he picks the game up by the scruff of it's neck we will take some beating.

This boy is quality I have no doubt he will soon demonstrate it by the bucketful.

COYS

MysteriousStranger
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20. MysteriousStranger Wrote: | 00.21BST | Oct 5, 2008

I hope you're right, ODM. I expect to see a hungry team with a point to prove. It'll probably be Hull City.

I agree with your assessments of Gomes, Zokora and Lennon. At least they try. If that wetwipe Jenas is in the starting XI I fear the worst though.

Tony_Spursano
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21. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 00.24BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

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i mean Dumitrescu is my hero 8O

Congrats - mine is Tommy Cooper.

what not paul daniels?
fan of dolphins + HBO -
Gandolfini at WHL anyday.

TMWNN
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22. TMWNN Wrote: | 00.29BST | Oct 5, 2008

Just got back from Poland and for the first time in a long time, I'm not looking forward to going tomorrow.

Unless we play with pace and skill, a draw at best. We've simply no fight in the team.

The chant of 'You're shit, but you're birds are fit' made me laugh until I realised we're actually worse.

Tony_Spursano
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23. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 00.45BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to TMWNN:

Just got back from Poland and for the first time in a long time, I'm not looking forward to going tomorrow.

Unless we play with pace and skill, a draw at best. We've simply no fight in the team.

The chant of 'You're shit, but you're birds are fit' made me laugh until I...

His name is luka...

TMWNN
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24. TMWNN Wrote: | 00.50BST | Oct 5, 2008

It's still going to take Modric a while to adapt to the pace of English football and also to the ineptitude of those around him, but yes, he needs to be in the side.

Tony_Spursano
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25. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 00.56BST | Oct 5, 2008

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It's still going to take Modric a while to adapt to the pace of English football and also to the ineptitude of those around him, but yes, he needs to be in the side.

regarding wisla i would rather see energy jenas restricted and modric let off the reigns, nothing against jenas..."i love referees, put another round in my jukebox baby"....he says in defence of little mod, sleep easy.

onedavemackay
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26. onedavemackay Wrote: | 01.02BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to TMWNN:

It's still going to take Modric a while to adapt to the pace of English football and also to the ineptitude of those around him, but yes, he needs to be in the side.

I think it's mostly the ineptitude of those around him but he can be very dangerous in and around the opponents penalty area.

Tony_Spursano
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27. Tony_Spursano Wrote: | 01.05BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to TMWNN:

It's still going to take Modric a while to adapt to the pace of English football and also to the ineptitude of those around him, but yes, he needs to be in the side.

I think it's mostly the ineptitude of those around him but he can be very dangerous in and around the opponents penalty area.

Dan Le Sac? He likes Tommy Cooper!

Finn
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28. Finn Wrote: | 03.40BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to Ossies V Neck:

We have started to get used to losing. need to break that habit very soon.

I wonder of Woodgate is going to bundle over their keeper every game? How daft is he? Good defender- but daft.

It works for ManU.

TMWNN
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29. TMWNN Wrote: | 09.17BST | Oct 5, 2008

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to TMWNN:

It's still going to take Modric a while to adapt to the pace of English football and also to the ineptitude of those around him, but yes, he needs to be in the side.

I think it's mostly the ineptitude of those around him but he can be very dangerous in and around the opponents penalty area.

He's probably the only player at the club who could play that inch perfect slide rule pass that Bent obviously requires to score.

On another plus point, Jenas must be due his one in six.

HarryHotspur
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30. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 10.08BST | Oct 5, 2008

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Perhaps you might wish to discus such matters on the HH forum.

Thank you so much.

onedavemackay