Pool Polished Off ...Plus Player Ratings

Thursday, 13 November 08, 10:42 AM · Posted by HarryHotspur

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It's enough to make you go all Trembly
 

Make no mistake, the team selected by Mariachi Man was an error of judgement and has cost him this competion. By contrast, Redschnapps sidesteps another potential banana skin and compounds his reputation as the Miracle Man.

Another game where the energy, the resilience and desire of Tottenham shone through. Our counterattacking was swift and largely unforgiving. This Liverpool tean wasn't the best, but we played who they put before us and we did 'em by two clear goals.

Huddlestone was exciting to watch. His ten yard passes were as useful as his twenty yard ones. We were dying for him to shoot.

So we survived. More than survived. When 'Arry took over we faced an immeadiate run of Bolton, Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool and naffing Liverpool again. Who could have predicted just how well we would account for ourselves? The next league run consists of Fulham, Blackburn, Everton and West Ham.

BIOYC!

Gomes 5 Fearless and nuts. Let's hope BJ and Honeycut can fix him up.  

Cesar 7 An outstanding save. Didn't look too shoddy at all.

Corluka 8 Calmer than a calm thing, more composed than an art student's picture of a bowl of fruit.

Hutton 6.5 Not outstanding.

Bale 6 Needs to get a plan. This one isn't entirely working.

Dawson 6.9 Looked re-invigourated and about 100 IQ points better off from his last appearance.

Zokora 7.5 This guy does impressions! Last night it was a 'Defensive Midfielder'. Astonishing gig.

O'Hara 7.2 Grafted.

Huddlestone 8 MOTM. Looked terrific. Creative, hard tackling and deserved a goal. Wunderbar.

Lennon 7.5 Motored all night.

Campbell 8.1 Intelligent kid. Ran all night and took advantage of a second rate Liverpool.

Pavlyuchenko 8.1 Doesn't muck about. Supercalifragilisticromanpavlyuchenko [repeat til fade...]

Boateng 7 What was that Madness lyric? 'Bring back the Prince..' Looked very useful.

Torrent for entire game HERE and first half HERE and HERE and second half HERE and HERE

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93 Comments

Nick_The_Greek
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1. Nick_The_Greek Wrote: | 11.46GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Love the picture H nearly as good as the result =D =D =D

HarryHotspur
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2. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 11.55GMT | Nov 13, 2008

The work of Mr Trembley!

banger
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3. banger Wrote: | 11.58GMT | Nov 13, 2008

I have come to the conclusion... Corluka is Mint Gravy! OK Torres wasn't match fit but it must of been hard trying to play when firmly embedded within Corluka's pocket!!! Other + notes were both forwards looked good, Lennon's crossing was bloody good, Zok worked his socks off and the Hudds range of passing was quite simply awesome!

What a turn around!

steve1987
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4. steve1987 Wrote: | 12.07GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Let's hope they don't take their foot of the gas!

weejp
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5. weejp Wrote: | 12.08GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Thudd only an 8? He was sublime last night. =D

Nigella, she makes my knees go weak! Tip top work young Trembly! I'm sitting in work making loud groaning noises ala Yossarian! ;)

WillyLight
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6. WillyLight Wrote: | 12.12GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Fantastic performance, everyone worked their cobblers off. Zokora, take a bow, Corluka, likewise and Hudd... my boy, you are a star. More please.

On another note, who is that man in the no. 3? It isn't Gareth Bale I'm sure of that? Is there a simian-esque imposter wearing the LB shirt?

rio
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7. rio Wrote: | 12.16GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Events of the last 2 weeks have made Ramos and Poyet pretty much unemployable, in England at least. Not sure if this is good or bad; would love to seem them take down, uh, Newcastle for example.

Marky75
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8. Marky75 Wrote: | 12.16GMT | Nov 13, 2008

The win was more important than the cup itself. The longer we can keep this momentum going the better, and another win at the weekend should see us get a little breathing space over the drop zone

Marky75
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9. Marky75 Wrote: | 12.19GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to banger:

I have come to the conclusion... Corluka is Mint Gravy! OK Torres wasn't match fit but it must of been hard trying to play when firmly embedded within Corluka's pocket!!! Other + notes were both forwards looked good, Lennon's crossing was bloody good, Zok worked his socks off and the Hudds range of...

Banger - What game were you watching Lennon's crossing was crap, he set one goal up, but the rest of his crosses sailed over everyones head time and time again.

Apart from that I fully agree with you

Nick_The_Greek
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10. Nick_The_Greek Wrote: | 12.25GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

The work of Mr Trembley!

What flavour was the ice cream?

SpursEgg
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11. SpursEgg Wrote: | 12.25GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to rio:

Events of the last 2 weeks have made Ramos and Poyet pretty much unemployable, in England at least. Not sure if this is good or bad; would love to seem them take down, uh, Newcastle for example.

Rio, latest is that Ramos could be heading to Real madrid?!?!? 8O
LINK

9__37
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12. 9__37 Wrote: | 12.30GMT | Nov 13, 2008

To the tune 'That's Amore'

When the ball hits the net
It’s a probable bet:
Pavlyuchenko;
When the game brings you cheer
Like you've had too much beer:
Pavlyuchenko.

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita Roman";
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
Like a victory omen.

When the goals make you drool
And you spank Liverpool:
Pavlyuchenko;
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, you're a Yid;
When you’re searching for rhymes
And you think of a drama called ‘Tenko’,
'Scusami, but you see
Down the Lane that’s Roman Pavlyuchenko.

WillyLight
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13. WillyLight Wrote: | 12.30GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to Marky75:

Reply to banger:

I have come to the conclusion... Corluka is Mint Gravy! OK Torres wasn't match fit but it must of been hard trying to play when firmly embedded within Corluka's pocket!!! Other + notes were both forwards looked good, Lennon's crossing was bloody good, Zok worked his socks off and the Hudds range of...

Banger - What game were you watching Lennon's crossing was crap, he set one goal up, but the rest of his crosses sailed over everyones head time and time again.

Apart from that I fully agree with you

Last night Lennon put in more decent crosses than he has done for 2 seasons. That's progress in my book.

rio
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14. rio Wrote: | 12.32GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to SpursEgg:

Reply to rio:

Events of the last 2 weeks have made Ramos and Poyet pretty much unemployable, in England at least. Not sure if this is good or bad; would love to seem them take down, uh, Newcastle for example.

Rio, latest is that Ramos could be heading to Real madrid?!?!? 8O
LINK you imagine? Ruud van HorseHead will be impressed

t-h-f-c
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15. t-h-f-c Wrote: | 12.33GMT | Nov 13, 2008

great win :D important that we take that form into fullham and close out that game a little better than we did this one. COYS!

banger
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16. banger Wrote: | 12.38GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to Marky75:

Reply to banger:

I have come to the conclusion... Corluka is Mint Gravy! OK Torres wasn't match fit but it must of been hard trying to play when firmly embedded within Corluka's pocket!!! Other + notes were both forwards looked good, Lennon's crossing was bloody good, Zok worked his socks off and the Hudds range of...

Banger - What game were you watching Lennon's crossing was crap, he set one goal up, but the rest of his crosses sailed over everyones head time and time again.

Apart from that I fully agree with you

Lol, OK not all his crosses were great they never are! But he put at least 3 decent crosses in during the game which must be a first!!!

banger
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17. banger Wrote: | 12.41GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

To the tune 'That's Amore'

When the ball hits the net
It’s a probable bet:
Pavlyuchenko;
When the game brings you cheer
Like you've had too much beer:
Pavlyuchenko.

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
...

Quality

glenwasgod
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18. glenwasgod Wrote: | 12.54GMT | Nov 13, 2008

nigella's looking good but have you noticed how all the recent photos of her only show her top half? all this ice cream is turning her into a bit of a bunter, with an arse bigger than andy reid's. they obviously couldnt find any spurs shorts in her size. if she gets any bigger she might make a more effective goalie than heurelho. seriously, hope the Hudd can keep this form up - he's suddenly turned into a real player!

gazzassock
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19. gazzassock Wrote: | 13.03GMT | Nov 13, 2008

When Harry Met Scalleys (the sequel)proved to be even better than the original.

Sure they might moan that this was there second team and they couldn't give a monkey's about the League Cup, rah rah rah, but we all know this is B@ll@X- lets get one thing straight, with Modric, King, Bentley and Bent missing, this wasn't our first choice side, and any team likes a trip to Wembley. We're the holders so lets take it seriously (which we did). Huddlestone was immense and Lennon impressed me with his final delivery. Whatever 'arry told Didier, "play like Diarra"...etc. It worked. We hassled, we harried, we wanted it, COYS.
Loved 'arry's comment about becoming a new grandfather, "Jamie's not 'appy with me, he's called his kid Beau. Beau? I was born in Bow." I am falling in love again

huddsthedaddysauce
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20. huddsthedaddysauce Wrote: | 13.03GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to Nick_The_Greek:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

The work of Mr Trembley!

What flavour was the ice cream?

caramel toe?

Aaron
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21. Aaron Wrote: | 13.03GMT | Nov 13, 2008

We absolutely destroy Liverpool and you only give our MOTM an eight? Harsh.

I bet everyone is hoping that they don't draw us in the next round.

Am I a optimist or pessimist when I worry about the big four going out of the competition at a frightening rate and thus possibly denying us a place in the UEFA via the league this year?

Nick_The_Greek
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22. Nick_The_Greek Wrote: | 13.14GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to huddsthedaddysauce:

Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

The work of Mr Trembley!

What flavour was the ice cream?

caramel toe?

An aquired taste only for the experienced ;)

huddsthedaddysauce
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23. huddsthedaddysauce Wrote: | 13.18GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to Nick_The_Greek:

Reply to huddsthedaddysauce:
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

The work of Mr Trembley!

What flavour was the ice cream?

caramel toe?

An aquired taste only for the experienced ;)

WARNING!, may contain Anchovies. ;)

gazzassock
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24. gazzassock Wrote: | 13.28GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Reply to huddsthedaddysauce:

Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Reply to huddsthedaddysauce:
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

The work of Mr Trembley!

What flavour was the ice cream?

caramel toe?

An aquired taste only for the experienced ;)

WARNING!, may contain Anchovies. ;)

What flavour Ice cream? Surely it's Ben & Jerry's "Fish Food" (or phish food)?

On a side note, I do wish Jenas et al would stop harping on about top four, Champions League, etc "we are focusing on getting into the champ League". Try bloody focusing on the next match instead and stop talking us up! Have they learned nothing? Actions speak louder you know.

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25. jazz15c Wrote: | 13.47GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Absolutely outstanding performance, great to watch, 97 minutes absolutely flew by!

Here's my ratings (for what they're worth!)

Gomes - the guy has a split personality, reminds me of grobelaar, makes some iffy decisions but he is definitely worth persisting with, i have faith in this one. May cost us a couple games, but will keep us in a lot more. 6

Hutton - looks good striding forward, but get the sense the rest of the team are expecting him to lose the ball, as they don't seem to moving off him, 6.5

Dawson - Imperious in the air as always, shame he moves like newborn foal! About as useful as tits on a goldfish! Didn't have much to do in all honestly, which gave the impression that he played well, dont be fooled! 5.5

Corluka - class! Anyone who can marshall Dawson and keep him out of trouble for 90 mins deserves a medal! Him and Woodgate should form a solid, formidable CB pairing for years to come. Great on the ball, no nonsense, quality signing. 7.5

Bale - thought he played much much better. Some of his crossing was superb. A step in the right direction. 6.5

O'Hara - I like this guy, aint exactly blessed with natural ability but does a job. Has a knack of popping up in goal scoringh positions too! 6.5

The Zok - Energy, pace, drive, such a shame he can't play footie, really thought he was gonna score last night then scuffed the shot! 5.5

Huddlestone - utter, utter class! Ran the show! Just a little bit leaner to get a bit quicker over 1st 5 yds would be superb. Vision was, as always, class. 9

Lennon - definitely improving. Needs to be able beat the man on both sides, cos good full backs (i.e. not Dross-ena!) will be waiting for him to go right EVERY time! 7

Campbell - What a lift! Intelligent, pacy, holds it up well too. 2 good finishes as well. I think we have 3 very strikers who can all play together, whatever the pairing. 8

Pav - my word this chap strikes a ball well, with either foot! Worked tirelessly, settling nicely. 8

Nunchucks
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26. Nunchucks Wrote: | 13.51GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Trembly's just showing off now. But I like it.

I sat in a pub watching the game surrounded by Liverpool fans, squealing that we were only dicking their B team.

There were two issues I had with this:
(a) we can only play what's in front of us.
(b) it was hardly a first home team put out, with Modric, Jenas, King, Bentley, Bent, Woodgate all missing.

Add to this latter, Hutton and Bale doppelgangers seem to have been fielded once again instead of the real wingbacks who have presumably been bodysnatched.

Nunchucks No Likee:
Wingbacks mystery. Someone call Scully and Mulder. Fast.

Set piece fiascos. We're already working on this, and have been since Sir Harry took over. So why do we continue to show as much defensive nous as a puppy in a sack on a motorway? Nobody at either post on corners or free kicks, the merest homage to man marking, and half assed jumping to clear aerial danger because no one knows whether they might be met with the flying fists of Gomes. A cause for concern.

Pavlyuchenko. Because he reminds me of the time I went to buy a winter coat, but the coat I wanted was sold out, so I bought a cardigan. And never wore it.

Nunchucks
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27. Nunchucks Wrote: | 13.56GMT | Nov 13, 2008

Oh, and Gomes. A gorgon at PSV, he impressed my socks off. I remain a staunch supporter, but my patience is wearing thin.

'cking catch something, dude. That slow motion daisy cutter that came right at you in the 70 something minute. Surely a GCSE Goalkeeping scoop-up, right?

No. Spill. Then pounce on spill.

Epic fail.

timbucktoo
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28. timbucktoo Wrote: | 14.12GMT | Nov 13, 2008

What else could Harry fix :D

LINK

Grazza
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29. Grazza Wrote: | 14.13GMT | Nov 13, 2008

From Russia with love, I fly to you
Much wiser since my goodbye to you
I've travelled the world to score
I must return
From Russia with love
I've seen places, faces
and a smile from Roman
But, oh, we loved you so
Still, the defenders you've crucified
Would not let my love for you show
In case you'd say "No"
To Russia I flew but there and then
I suddenly knew you'd care again
My running around is through
I'd fly to you
From russia with love