He looks kinda kinky with three arms, I bet he has fun with those in the changing rooms.

When are we gonna start playing?

Next season in the Championship, if all and sundry at our club do not get their act together very quickly!

And not in 10-15 games time as Ramos has said!

Taxi ! one way to spain please

Someone needs to tell Ramos about the Jewish connection with the club and fast...

What is that guy doing to his arse behind him?

Here we see a fan demonstrating how Alex Ferguson gets the puppet media to illegally tap up players for him.

After months of meticulous hiding and camouflage the puppet master who kidnapped the real Juande Ramos at the end of last season finally gives himself away...

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys! Nut we insist on playing as this long ball game. We have no imagination up front, no running, no one moving into space. Defensively I was very impressed with Ekotto!! Yes I did say that, and Corluka (although slow) was very good also. I've been to 2 games so far this season - Villa and Wigan - I AM NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!!!

Reply to Smackbat:

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys!...

I'm reading that BAE and Corluka had good games. I don't like your Pav comment - because it only serves to confirm my suspicion he was a bit not good in the air against Villa ... only one 1/2 games though...

5 minutes into the Spurs game -

"Hopefully this time I can steal Juande's Wallet, i need money not Juande's winning tactics...."

Say's the guy on the bottom right.....

Our problems stem from:

* Lack of the manager not knowing his best team, and who he can rely upon right now in terms of the new signings i.e.
-he can rely upon:
-- Gomes
-- Corluka
-- Campbell

he cannot rely upon:
-- Bentley
-- Dos Santos
-- Pav

* Lack of organisation

* Lack of team work i.e not supporting the player in position

* Lack of passing the ball on the ground

* Too much lumping it in the air

* Not enough shots on target or even of target. In fact a complete lack of any shots at all.

* looking weak against the opposition, and giving them the chance to take us on with confidence.

I could go on!!!

Reply to Smackbat:

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys!...

You were impressed with Ekotto. Did you see the second half ?

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Caption: "I asked for a Rolls Royce and all I get is this clapped out Bentley".

"Shiva me timbers"

*abandons ship*

(The sofa is a much comfier place to not watch MOTD )

Why is Robert Mugabe drinking water in the dug out ?

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Wendy appears to have Azza Issues, alright. ... but then who knows what goes on in the mind of these fiendish continentals?

Bentley sas universally heralded as poo poo today. I may need to get my tattoo doctored. Like Johnny Depp turned 'Winona Forever' into 'Wino Forever'.

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked the look of to be honest. Bring back Steed, Teemu and Chimbonda.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why is Robert Mugabe drinking water in the dug out ?

Thirst?

Whahey! I'm here all week.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked...

I'd take Steed over Modric as things stand tonight.

Eeeesh.

selling Steed was barking.

Modric is a luxury we couldnt afford. I cant believe at the end of last season, top of our wishlist was a unproven and diminuative little fancy dan to stick in the centre of our midfield.

Gio? Can even get a start. Good players start.

Corluka is no better than Chimbonda was, whilst being much slooooowwwwwer...

And all Bentley offers than Lennon doesnt is his delivery..oh wait. he doesnt even offer that.

And for some reason I also wish we kept Kaboul. I reckon he has potential that lad.

We are part of the credit crunch i.e.

- too much greed in selling established permiership class players

- and buying foreign players who do not have a clue about what is required of them.

toxic wasters!!!

Worst Spurs team since 1974!!!!

Yes, it was a pretty uninspiring performance, but there were at least some positives:

Jamie O'Hara was all-action, and added some much needed bite into our central midfield. My man of the match for Spurs.

The Manc with the unfortunate surname looks quite promising. Fate may have dealt us a kind hand there with his last-minute acquisition. We need all the help we can get this season.

Corluka had a much better game than his first one, and maybe his partnership with Woody will blossom given time.

Erm... we kept a clean sheet.

Errrrrmmmm... can't think of any more, but it's a start.

Oh yeah, one more - surely Bentley and Bale can't be that bad again?

P.S Did anyone else think the "PeaceOneDay" shirts the ballboys were wearing may have been a subliminal message to our general?
"This is Piss Juande" ???

" Ok with these three arms, perhaps the Tottingham supporters will understand why I have so much trouble distinguishing the left from the right and which sides these players should be on?"

Question.

Has anyone seen Steve Bruce and Mrs Doubtfire together at the same time?

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

Aside from the airport-sized holes in our defence for their chances, MOTD made us look as if we weren't totally suffocating in our own effluent.

We've definitely been struck down by the vapours tho. And even our chipper bench-skipper Gus makes me worry when he talks about Pav and Bent being similar (too similar to play together perhaps?)

Agree about Judas2 being promising.

Disagree with JGM that Gio not getting on is a problem. He's a prospect. (And a more promising one than today's 6-0'd Kaboul, i reckon).

We're still farting into the wind at the moment - but i reckon we'll ignite at Newcastle. A sputtering flame it may turn out to be - but it would do the job - of illuminating the barcodes past-mastery at turning into a shower of shite

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

And talking of airports, shouldn't you be cowering on a train somewhere?

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

Hopefully Merson'll give him a lift home.