The Man Utd Mafia Cover Up
This has got to be a wind up. Ooh my days...
Now pay attention, because this is comedy gold and you don't want to miss anything.
Carrying on from the recent piece on Sir Alex Ferguson's alleged public discussion of Manchester United purchasing the services of Dimitar Berbatov there has been a new and amusing development.
The Norwegians have obviously been on the receiving end of the Highland Hairdryer to which end they have soiled themselves and promptly, er... several days later, issued a full scale apology.
But you have to believe the excuse. The quote that would stand to sink the Old Trafford Supremo was, "We may have made a bid for Berbatov, and we have good hopes to buy him. He has impressed for a long time..."
But Lars Morten Olsen, the reporter who wrote the piece, after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts, has now retracted his quotes.
He has just remembered that despite being the only journalist interviewing Sir Alex at the time, the room they were in was a bit noisey and it was difficult to hear what was actually said.
"That takes the sting out of the Tottenham appeal" said Steinar Madsen, webmaster of the Scandanavian Supporters Club, sporting a new pair of trousers and liberally spraying air freshner around his office.
Well Steinar, I don't know about the sting, but that certainly takes the biscuit.
Out of balance, I will add that the same article goes on to alledge that Manchester United have a 'tape' of the interview and believe it contains nothing of any great concern to them. This allegation carries a link to The Manchester Evening News website. Which at this time contains zero reference to any such tape.
And another thing. I Harry Hotspur hereby offer Sir Alex an amnesty. Immunity from all prosecuction civil and criminal. If he can answer me this.
Who were you talking about then?
We are waiting.
BIOYC!
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great article HArry..
Gutted about Keano, wasn't he declaring his future to the mighty spurs not 2 weeks ago 
as for Berba, its nothing more than expected.
I'd love spurs to bring kanoute back, and give bent a chance.
imagine this:
Gomes
Hutton - King - Woody - Bale
HUddlestone
Modric - Jenas
Lennon - Giovani dos santos
Kanoute
COYS!!
This has really got to be stamped out. The trouble is the Premier League will side with the richest club in the league and no sanctions will be taken. Good for Levy for sticking up for the club though, hopefully other clubs will come forward as well
By the sounds of it somewhere down the line, be it the guy who wrote the story (heard fergie state Berbatov's name) or the newspaper itself have been blackmailed by the Big Red Mafia.
This is again illegal. Surely the FA have to act? Man Utd with this story have again shown that they will ride roughshod over any type of authority to get their own way.
Firstly they break the FA code of conduct then when they have been found out they go and blackmail a Norwegian paper/reporter!!
Where will it stop?? Fergie ringing off Old Trafford and declaring it Mancunia?? organising a hit on Ronaldo if he joins Real Madrid??
I really hope Barca follow up their interest in Berbatov so that we can sell him abroad. It will serve him, Dantchev and most of all Fergie right!!
I agree with Jamiespurs, Tottenham should sell to Barca just to piss of Fergie and then hopefully Ronaldo leaves for Real and they don't have any time to replace him leaving them very short of options 
Reply to sparksyid:
Any news Harry on Capel? Arshavin? Bentley?
Also do you think Ramos will use 4-5-1
The news is... read the bleedin' archive!
And check out the forum here at the Sunshine Indoors that is Ole Ole. As a carrot to the masses I'm handing over sources. The first is the only Blackburn info worth reading.
The next will be The Pool and so on. Nothing's sacred on HH. Fuck all that. We're all Yids here, no? So let's gete stuck in. Alright? Good.
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Any news Harry on Capel? Arshavin? Bentley?
Also do you think Ramos will use 4-5-1
sparksyid,
blow me