Tin Tack For Comolli

Tuesday, 07 October 08, 03:50 PM · Posted by HarryHotspur

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First Ben, a guy with his finger on the intermittent Tottenham pulse and now Tottenham Teddy from FTL has announced that our beloved Director Of Football will be (French) toast before Premiership fixtures are resumed.

Certainly the club is in no doubts about the mood of the supporters. Much more mediocrity on the pitch and they won't have to sell home seats to away fans to spark some good old fashioned civil disorder.

I've reached the point where I don't really care if we're given a blood sacrifice or not. I want to spank Stoke and move on from this mess.

While we wait to see if the Great Dame falls or is pushed, here's a caption competition type affair for you, as suggested by slugmanandrew last week.

"As a club we are very united - the board and the coaching staff, the players and the coaching staff, and the players and the board. We are in this together so we don't want to single out anyone." Damien Comolli.

The cynic in me read that and immeadiately thought of two words. Human & shield.

There's no prize.

Deal with it. 

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73 Comments

chuckles
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1. chuckles Wrote: | 16.27BST | Oct 7, 2008

"How many millions is it if we get the boot"

Grazza
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2. Grazza Wrote: | 16.30BST | Oct 7, 2008

Leave it Wayne - you'll never win!! ;)

ToniMontana
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3. ToniMontana Wrote: | 16.32BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to Grazza:

Leave it Wayne - you'll never win!! ;)

:D :D

jamiespurs
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4. jamiespurs Wrote: | 16.34BST | Oct 7, 2008

Commoli - You know the next manager will be number three. I'll fuck his team up aswell.

Ramos - No you won't, your not going to be number 2 for much longer.

jamiespurs
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5. jamiespurs Wrote: | 16.34BST | Oct 7, 2008

This little piggy went to market....... and so on and so on.

wembleyspurs
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6. wembleyspurs Wrote: | 16.37BST | Oct 7, 2008

No Ramos, you still don't understand. If they get 3 goals and we only get 2 it means we've lost!

jamiespurs
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7. jamiespurs Wrote: | 16.37BST | Oct 7, 2008

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

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At no point is there anything said by Bentley in that article. AT NO POINT WHATSOEVER!! Sure, IMO Bentley has suffered because Ramos is playin him out of position but these are times when a needs must approach should be adopted. I personally think once DB is fully fit he'll be a quality asset for us and his delivery will ensure us plenty of chances.

ToniMontana
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8. ToniMontana Wrote: | 16.39BST | Oct 7, 2008

Woodgate, Gomes and Hutton the only three good players you bought.

Nunchucks
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9. Nunchucks Wrote: | 16.39BST | Oct 7, 2008

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the posterior needed by the 11 imps on the pitch.

Now, had some suit been bright enough to query the size of the £15m parachute Ramos was strapping to his back at negotiation time...

chuckles
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10. chuckles Wrote: | 16.40BST | Oct 7, 2008

JR: "One morning, i think it was 3 mornings ago, I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

DC: "Un.....deux.........trois"

JR: "Yes yes Damien, keep up you slow b*st*rd. The funny thing is i've no idea how he got in my pajamas in the first place."

jamiespurs
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11. jamiespurs Wrote: | 16.41BST | Oct 7, 2008

Tough UEFA Cup group lads:

Group D
TOTTENHAM
Spartak Moscow
Udinese
Dinamo Zagreb
NEC Nijmegen


Looks like we need to pick up or get knocked out.

the brain of spurs
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12. the brain of spurs Wrote: | 16.42BST | Oct 7, 2008

"no, comolli! i said one defensive midfielder not 3 attacking midfielders!!"

chuckles
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13. chuckles Wrote: | 16.43BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to jamiespurs:

Tough UEFA Cup group lads:

Group D
TOTTENHAM
Spartak Moscow
Udinese
Dinamo Zagreb
NEC Nijmegen


Looks like we need to pick up or get knocked out.

have you just woken up jamie ;)

merv
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14. merv Wrote: | 16.44BST | Oct 7, 2008

No Damien.....I make it 2 points as well...do you think anyone has noticed?

he's a yiddo
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15. he's a yiddo Wrote: | 16.44BST | Oct 7, 2008

"No, no. We sold three, but you are only getting two."

the brain of spurs
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16. the brain of spurs Wrote: | 16.45BST | Oct 7, 2008

in spain, like in england, we use the middle finger to swear at someone we dont like. just like this!!

Nunchucks
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17. Nunchucks Wrote: | 16.52BST | Oct 7, 2008

"Now, as I was saying, a true Ted Rogers afficionado will always start the 3-2-1 gesture with the three fingers pointing away from you."

chuckles
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18. chuckles Wrote: | 16.53BST | Oct 7, 2008

JR: "3, that's the magic number. I'll give to a 3 second head start before i batter the absolute sh*te out of you"

DC: "How many seconds?"

[cue Batman style BANG....WHOOP.....POW.....]

As the dust settles DC lies in a pool of blood

JR: "Count to 3 now you....hahahahahahahaha"

Discospurs
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19. Discospurs Wrote: | 16.55BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

That newspaper article was kind of outrageous. Firstly, the headline has almost nothing to do with the story, secondly, there isn't the slightest piece of evidence or comment that makes any sense of the headline. I've posted to let the Times know what I think and I'll be writing to them too.

I'm not in with the conspiracy theory lot, but I'm tired of this kind of disruptive bollocks, and from a reputable paper I'm aghast. Print some truth, or failing that, try and match headline to content of story and stop trying to create more drama, injure more people, ruin more careers (but thus provide more stuff to write about). The Times is now off my list along with some of the other shitty newspapers who've made up shit just to create discord and further their own ends. I'm sorry, I want newspapers to give me news, real news, not self-serving bollocks like this. Or else change their name from newspapers to soap-operas in print.

Sorry for the rant, but that pissed me right off.

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20. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 16.57BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

Bentley looked good against Hull when he came on as a sub, he was firing crosses into the area every chance he got, and they were all on target. By then Hull had packed it in, and Bent/Campbell couldn't get themselves on the end of any.

knocsucow00
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21. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 16.59BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

brineyno9
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22. brineyno9 Wrote: | 17.04BST | Oct 7, 2008

DC "Look Juande I'll tell you one more time.. fold these two down and leave the middle one up, then point your hand towards the Park Lane end...Daniel and I do it every home game"

Arsenal_Labradoodle
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23. Arsenal_Labradoodle Wrote: | 17.07BST | Oct 7, 2008

Tis going to be a long 2 weeks.

=D :P 8O ;)

knocsucow00
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24. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 17.10BST | Oct 7, 2008

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

WhiteyThomson
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25. WhiteyThomson Wrote: | 17.12BST | Oct 7, 2008

JR: "I wanted 3 players, thats all 3 players, and what do you give me...?"
DC: "THREE? I thought you said tree players, you know, the sort who stand around like the mighty oak and do pretty much sweet FA"

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26. JimmyGrieves Wrote: | 17.14BST | Oct 7, 2008

Ramos and Comolli try and remember what three points look like.

ToniMontana
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27. ToniMontana Wrote: | 17.17BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to knocsucow00:

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

Let Ramos choose his own players. If Levy or Ramos insists to have a DOF, the Sevillas DOF would be great.

knocsucow00
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28. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 17.23BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

Let Ramos choose his own players. If Levy or Ramos insists to have a DOF, the Sevillas DOF would be great.

What is the most effective way to begin tapping him up?

Brightonyid
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29. Brightonyid Wrote: | 17.24BST | Oct 7, 2008

DC...This one's a rabbit
JR....oh oh look i can do a crocodile
DC + JR...ha ha ha ha
Levy in foreground just walking off...What the fuck!, get Terry V on the phone.

Nunchucks
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30. Nunchucks Wrote: | 17.25BST | Oct 7, 2008

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

January 2009, you mean?

Bruxie
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31. Bruxie Wrote: | 17.26BST | Oct 7, 2008

Look, Ramos...we are safe! You put his head on the middle one and waggle the other two. Instant Danny Levy! I even have a small blazer for him for the Director's box. I went thru a whole press conference like that when we sacked Jol! And you know how mental Martin is! Negative £4&&!

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