
Ralph Coates joined Spurs for £190,000.
"I heard the fee and said, 'Don't be stupid, no player is worth that. All I needed to do was agree personal terms with Bill Nicholson."
"It was the record straight cash deal at that time." Coates went on to met and iron out the details with the Spurs supremo at the Moat House Hotel near Stoke.
Beal is a real character. "I didn't realise how bad I was until people like Glenn Hoddle, Steve Perryman and Jimmy Neighbour told me. Steve said I used to crucify people and Glenn said he wouldn't even come into the dressing room because he knew he'd get so much stick."
These chaps are from a truly golden age from our history. And they are loaded with unique anecdotes and tales of Nicholson, MacKay, Gilzean and even Joe Kinnear I shouldn't wonder!
This is also a fund raiser for a local voluntary football club. So enjoy yourself and help someone out at the same time.
Give Paul Coates a bell to organise your tickets on 07876528886.
COYS!
On an even lighter note:
Sarah Palin has a son named Track.
So called because he was born during the athletics season??.
Her daughter's name is Bristol.
Can somebody please tell me when it's the titty season
I will always have the memory of ralph's winning goal celebration in the League cup... poor sod had no idea what to do so ends up doing what looks like a four year old pretending to ride a horse routine cantering up to the touchline with the rest of the team too embarrassed to go over and join in!!
strange thing as well.............can never eat a bowl of shredded wheat without thinking of Ralph...cant think why!!
I'm sure Jamiespurs favourite lunchtime namedrop, Gregor Fisher, based The Baldyman on him and Bobby Charlton.
Ralph used whip the first row with his come-over. But i think he suits that better Gerry Francis' fat face and mullet.
Ralph used to whip the first row with his come-over. But i think he suits that better than Gerry Francis' fat face and mullet.
Two legends, i remember seeing Phil Beal play one two's out of defence all the way up the middle of the WHL pitch into the opposing teams box and slam the ball into the net. & like fatknacker i mainly remember Ralph for his flowing locks
and was also wondering if he still had them, but methinks he's probably bald by now.
ralph coates taught me to play football when i was 10
...comb-over included
They'll be great value. I met both these two at the lane a few years ago and they were full of stories like Big Chivs first match back from injury. The big man scored but that didn't stop Bill Nick having a go at him so then Mullers has a go at the Boss for attacking poor Martin.
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Harry,
Is Ralph Coates still in possession of his flowing comb-over locks. I remember them well, following him around as he charged forward. A recent reminder was Donald Trump's deranged appearance in that speedboat scene. Once arranged, it looked like a wierd walnut whip.![]()
I am able to provide my highly esteemed readers with this folical update.
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He's still keeping his head warm, and lashing bystanders on windy days. In other news, THFC Gilrs Football Development Officer Karen Hills has been caught soiling her her trendy new designer jeans
8th pic down.
Revealed to be an exhumed tailor's dummy - only when the child moved away....
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hope no-one else has done this yet...
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8th pic down.
Revealed to be an exhumed tailor's dummy - only when the child moved away....![]()
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I’m drenched in nostalgia and a yearning for a Lane that time forgot.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a committed pessimist and eternal optimist as any battle worn Yid needs to be, but in these times of credit crunches and Jamie Oliver it warms my cockles to take a trip back to a time when (surely) life was a more simple road to travel…?
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hope no-one else has done this yet...
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Fantastico. Thank you!
we must bound on fellas. When Hutton is back Spurs will be back for a 15th place finish! Am I wrong?
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Reply to billybigspud:Harry,
Is Ralph Coates still in possession of his flowing comb-over locks. I remember them well, following him around as he charged forward. A recent reminder was Donald Trump's deranged appearance in that speedboat scene. Once arranged, it looked like a wierd walnut whip.![]()
I am able to provide my highly esteemed readers with this folical update.
...
Strewth !!! He's got more hair now than when he played...
Hutton has steel. We need a Jock in the mix. Someone who's prepared to get stuck in...
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Hutton has steel. We need a Jock in the mix. Someone who's prepared to get stuck in...
a modern day Dave McKay
I heard your interview today. You made the best of crooked situation
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I heard your interview today. You made the best of crooked situation
You're kind. I rambled. I always do given the chance
i agreed with your appraisal. The interviewer and his side kick have such an obvious bias. What do they really know about N. London football anyway?
Reply to BruceCastle:
i agreed with your appraisal. The interviewer and his side kick have such an obvious bias. What do they really know about N. London football anyway?
Good point.
Precisely why I had the pair of them cut afterwards.
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Reply to billybigspud:Harry,
Is Ralph Coates still in possession of his flowing comb-over locks. I remember them well, following him around as he charged forward. A recent reminder was Donald Trump's deranged appearance in that speedboat scene. Once arranged, it looked like a wierd walnut whip.![]()
I am able to provide my highly esteemed readers with this folical update.
...
A veritable triumph of hope over reality. You have to wonder if he uses a comb in the morning or a f*cking macrame needle. Good old Ralphy, brightened up my day.
i have heard that the ball is slightly larger and lighter this season, i feel this may be a contributer to our bad start to the season
I have been wondering the same thing Mellons. Its the only reason I can think why such a talented squad are playing like such complete and utter cuntfuckers.
What's the bed vibe and sad demeanour? Your where you fucking belong.
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Just tried calling and kept on getting through to "Lucious Luanda" from the Ukraine, who offered me considerably more than the £5 per minute charge.
Has Paul Coates had a sex change
Harry,
Is Ralph Coates still in possession of his flowing comb-over locks. I remember them well, following him around as he charged forward. A recent reminder was Donald Trump's deranged appearance in that speedboat scene. Once arranged, it looked like a wierd walnut whip.