I think the criticism of me is unfair. See...I do have one opposable thumb.

Thumbs up if your a cunt

I just bought the bird next me as a replacement for Berbatov and she's laughin at me.

"Yes Mr Levy, we have secured the services of Dean Windass"

Great news chaps, I have just won a trophy. I have been voted "Cunt of the Millenium"

"A bit late I know, but it's out of my arse now"

"It's a good thing that nobody in the UK knows the truth about Billy Beane-that he's an incompetent moron!"
OR
"Hey, Arsene- how do you like me now?"

Guess where my other thumb was during the transfer window??

"I have just shown her my cock and she says that I should stick to playing the cunt as opposed to trying to fuck one - that is an English joke, non???"

Reply to skinless:

"A bit late I know, but it's out of my arse now"

"Oi Arsene, I did it mate!
They're proper F*cked now!"

See this. I have Levy firmly under this.

"I put a million euros on Hamburg to win the Bundesliga just like you said boss. "

"taxi!"

"Damien, I can't hear you with all the noise. OK, just signal to me how many players you have recommended that have actually been a success. Is that a one? Thanks, enjoy the game"

"I am well in here Boss, she says I am hung like a Hamster - that's a good thing, right???"

One, Two, Three, Four,
I declare a thumb war!

Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
A sacking is my fate!

so ar*ene i just press the button and this place is history.

"Hey Boss, she said if I can fuck her as good as I fucked this club then I can spend the night at her place - you will give me a reference, right?"

yes arsene, you owe me a tenner - i told you they would take rasiak, double or quits says i can get away with offering dawson a new contract with a pay rise!!!!!!!!!

Comolli responds to criticism, attempting to prove once and for all that he is not a useless wanker

Great news chaps, I have just won a trophy. I have been voted "Cunt of the Millenium"

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the violence, but I guess I would've liked to have seen some positive message about how Trevor had learned that it was pointless, or maybe an insight into the passion for a football club that can make someone carry out such obscene acts. However, I saw none of this: it reads like a diary, with each chapter listing the senseless acts that Tanner and his "firm" carried out, the various pubs they smashed up and groups of fans they fought with. Coupled with the revelation that Tanner actually stopped liking football and ended up just going to/around matches for violence's sake disgusted me. I have to admit I didn't read it all the way through, so maybe there's a glimmer of something positive in there, but I seriously doubt it.

Football violence isn't something to be celebrated and that's exactly what this book does.

Hey Boss, I just told her the "we are aiming for a top 4 place joke" - I told you it was bloody funny.

Hey Daniel have you read that load of crap that Jaunde has written on the official site tonight ? Nice one we couldnt have made that up ! Or did we ......?

"Thanks Arsene these kids are great, the site you told me was amazing, there so young!"

Sorry if i have upset anyone, it had to be done.

Dan, she likes the way you smell!

"Pull my thumb!"

"Thumbs up who wants to play Swansea City next year"?

Job done, Danny boy. I've just signed another winger.....Stanley Matthews

Ever heard about the size of your thumb being compared to the size of your dick? I just gave her a glimpse.

"I told her that my cock was the same size as this thumb and she told me that she knew where I could put it - these English women are such fun, non??? I do get laid, right???"

"Va te faire foutre imbéciles"

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

i hate to be critical but i don't think you're gonna win it

i am not spartacus