Wigan Indoors:The Sensational PreMatch Prattle

Saturday, 20 September 08, 06:46 PM ยท Posted by HarryHotspur

 
'Tickets, Buying Or Selling, Tickets'.... 


A sense of historic excitement is in the air...

Huge, expertly trained teams of men operating vast ropes and a complex series of cogs and pulleys, not seen since the construction of the great pyramids, prepare deliver the monolith Emile Heskey to White Hart Lane.

A full house is anticipated.

Paul Barber, armed only with a loud hailer and his Blackberry, is currently flying around the streets of Greater Manchester selling off excess Home tickets to 'exceptionally well behaved' Wigan fans, some of whom are thought to be One Hotspur Members.

Meccano have confirmed that Ledley King will miss this game. The thread of a screw went on the mounting plate of his right knee's 6v electrical motor and only two came with the player. The first was previously lost in Faces nightclub back in May. A spare is on it's way from France but will not arrive before the 3pm kick off.

Squad for the match then? I'd like Gunter at right back and Bent & Pav up front. If we have failed to score by half time then I want Campbell brought on and play all three of 'em until we do. I don't care if we're all still here at 3am. I want some goals and a win. 

If anyone sees Vedran Corluka in a Spurs shirt can they please calmly report this to a steward.

Thank you.

My prediction is Bentley to score one of our goals when we beat them 2-1.  

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calebray
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1. calebray Wrote: | 20.16BST | Sep 20, 2008

O'hara a defensive midfield dynamo or bench warmer?
Dos Santos the Tarrabt with an end product or bench warmer?
Bentley the hard working have a go with your heart on your sleeve midfield driver or bench warmer?
Ramos - get it right this time or were fucked

Taffa
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2. Taffa Wrote: | 20.20BST | Sep 20, 2008

We need to put out or strongest 11 regardless of our other upcoming fixtures, we nee points on the board.
To me that means Gunter at RB, Corluka (sorry Harry) at CB alonside Woody, Bentley and Lennon on the flanks, give O'Hara a run out at DM with Pav and Bent upfront.
It'll probably be something drastically different with an eye on Wednesdays game....

RJ1882
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3. RJ1882 Wrote: | 20.52BST | Sep 20, 2008

forget wednesdays game. Are we more likely to get a result in it by winning tomorrow and putting out the same team on wednesday, or by weakening ourselves tomorrow and going into the game with little or no confidence on wednesday? Hmmm, simple answer really.

Bilbo_Spur
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4. Bilbo_Spur Wrote: | 20.53BST | Sep 20, 2008

I think Corluka should be given another go, one poor game doesn't make him a bad player, he was very good last season for citeh. Would rather see him play CB than bloody Dawson.

shanemac
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5. shanemac Wrote: | 20.55BST | Sep 20, 2008

Ramos' substitution of Gunter with O'Hara, putting Didier Zokora at right back still puzzles me. Why replace a well-rested natural right back who was having a good game with the unpredictable and unreliable Zokora, whose carelessness in possession was the main factor in Krakow procuring the equaliser? What is it about this menace that continues to beguile everyone from Damien Commoli to Martin Jol to Gus Poyet? It's insanity. (sweeping statement to follow) He is hands down the biggest obstacle we have to improving this season.

RJ1882
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6. RJ1882 Wrote: | 20.55BST | Sep 20, 2008

Gomes
Gunter Corluka Woodgate Bale
Bentley Jenas Zokora Lennon
Bent Pavlyuchenko

Sanchez, Dawson, Assou-Ekoto, Hudd, O'Hara, Giovani, Campbell.
We usually beat wigan well, and I want another victory. a comfortable, enjoyable, stressfree 3-0 win would be absolutely brilliant.
All-Ireland final tomorrow folks, Kerry v Tyrone. Who are you backing?

Taffa
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7. Taffa Wrote: | 20.57BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to RJ1882:

forget wednesdays game. Are we more likely to get a result in it by winning tomorrow and putting out the same team on wednesday, or by weakening ourselves tomorrow and going into the game with little or no confidence on wednesday? Hmmm, simple answer really.

Sounds simple enough but not sure commom sense is prevailing at WHL at the moment.
Before the villa game Gus tried to justify the balls-up of a team selection by going on about the number of games we've coming up, hope JR doesn't make the same mistake again.

Taffa
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8. Taffa Wrote: | 20.58BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to RJ1882:

Gomes
Gunter Corluka Woodgate Bale
Bentley Jenas Zokora Lennon
Bent Pavlyuchenko

Sanchez, Dawson, Assou-Ekoto, Hudd, O'Hara, Giovani, Campbell.
We usually beat wigan well, and I want another victory. a comfortable, enjoyable, stressfree 3-0 win would be...

O'Hara for Zokora would be my only change...

Trembly
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9. Trembly Wrote: | 21.04BST | Sep 20, 2008

---------------Gomes
Gunter-----King-----Woody-----Baler
-----------Jenas-----Zok
Lennon---------------------O'Hara
------------Bent-----Pav

That's if Ledders is fit. If not Zok to play in his stead with OHara moving into DM mode and Gio out on the left flank. Everyone know's where they're supposed to be in a 442 - no excuses. I want to win the CC again, but not half as much as I want to finish at least top 5 and win the UEFA and/or FA Cup.

I don't know why I bother. I tax myself in thinking this through, but some other formation always comes up instead. As long as we win, I don't mind being proved wrong thank you very much.

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10. Trembly Wrote: | 21.05BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to shanemac:

Ramos' substitution of Gunter with O'Hara, putting Didier Zokora at right back still puzzles me. Why replace a well-rested natural right back who was having a good game with the unpredictable and unreliable Zokora, whose carelessness in possession was the main factor in Krakow procuring the...

thats insane. 8O

Trembly
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11. Trembly Wrote: | 21.07BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to Bilbo_Spur:

I think Corluka should be given another go, one poor game doesn't make him a bad player, he was very good last season for citeh. Would rather see him play CB than bloody Dawson.

Too right, but I'd rather king than either of them. Charly, like Bentley, needs to be brought up to speed fitness wise imho.

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12. shanemac Wrote: | 21.10BST | Sep 20, 2008

Ramos will rest Bent, he hinted as much in his latest press conference. I expect it'll be Gio and Pav up front. Also maybe Assou-Ekotto at LB and Bale at LM? What about Corluka instead of Zokora at DM?

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13. RJ1882 Wrote: | 21.13BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to shanemac:

Ramos' substitution of Gunter with O'Hara, putting Didier Zokora at right back still puzzles me. Why replace a well-rested natural right back who was having a good game with the unpredictable and unreliable Zokora, whose carelessness in possession was the main factor in Krakow procuring the...

thats insane. 8O

insane indeed. Corluka has to play. He is quality. He was up against Young, one of the best LM in the league. Corluka will come good. It was only weeks ago everyone on here was claiming him to be an ideal signing for us with his versatility, yet after on poor game he's not getting a mention in peoples formations? Crazy. Out him CB, he'll sort out the lump that is Heskey.
Is Modric & King definitely out?
Also, i've noticed our bench is always defensive heavey. we really could have done with Arshavin and a striker.... maybe January will bring delightful belated christmas presents.

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14. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 21.18BST | Sep 20, 2008

Occasionally when I play with my work collegues a couple of the middle aged spreaders turn up.

We stick them on the same team and only count them as one player due to the fact they are less than mobile.

Perhaps we can do the same with Pav and charlie boy?

jolsgonemental
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15. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 21.20BST | Sep 20, 2008

is that little croatian bloke already broken?

Trembly
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16. Trembly Wrote: | 21.36BST | Sep 20, 2008

Not intentionally being a numpty, but is there a curse on WHL? Or at our training ground? It seems to me that we've had far too many 'sicknotes' on the books through the years to be a mere coincidence.

Is it the type of ground we have on these pitches? Is it something in the water? Whatever it is, I'd like less of it please. It's ruined many good players, most recently Ledders and I don't want lil' Luka to go down the same broken path.

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17. spursdevotee Wrote: | 21.36BST | Sep 20, 2008

Harry, a usually witty opener with bitter overtones. I agree with most of what you say apart from Corluka, he could have done better but for a first game and the rest of the defence running around like headless chickens especially Dawson he didn't do to bad, lets give him time to settle in.
What we really need to hope for is a change to the system that allows transfers 2 weeks into the season, this doesn't give time for new players time to settle into the team properly look at Keane and Berbatov.
Anyway COYS and BIOYC :D

Trembly
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18. Trembly Wrote: | 21.41BST | Sep 20, 2008

RJ1882 - Modders def out. On the OS. King tbc. Charly is a good lad, he's not got much in the way of pace but has a good defensive brain when in gear. Him, Bently and Pav all need bringing up to speed. Perhaps they should all meet up to do 5 mile sprints every morning at 8am to catch up on the preseason.

Last year we heard loads about double sessions. Why not this year? After the start that we've had - double sessions will surely help. Perhaps a quick jolly to Alicante after the mad rush of games can help initiate some new bonds?

jolsgonemental
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19. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 21.45BST | Sep 20, 2008

we bought bentley in July.

why isnt he fit?

Indyfan
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20. Indyfan Wrote: | 21.53BST | Sep 20, 2008

I'd be quietly confident about winning this one if Modric were back....as it is, hopefully Pav and Gio, with Lennon and Bentley will provide the firepower we need (Bent could do with a rest). Wigan are an improved side and will put up a stern fight.

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21. Trembly Wrote: | 22.04BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to jolsgonemental:

we bought bentley in July.

why isnt he fit?

Just about... 31st July. Prior to that he was training by himself. But he didn't want to burn himself out, so he just practiced hoofing footballs in his back garden apparently. Since them his hair has grown a bit and hair gel gets heavy when it gets sweaty, so that slows him down as well. Either that or he's found Robbo's old stash of jelly beans.

Seroiusly? He shouldn't be huffing and puffing after 6 weeks of intensive. I can only assume that he's not been doing an intensive or had a niggle that's prevented him going past 2nd gear.

HarryHotspur
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22. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.07BST | Sep 20, 2008

May I just say the worthless dig at Corluka was no more than that. He needs to be played again as swiftly as possible. I am one of the few people on this earth who rates Gilberto. And his debut was less auspicious than Charlies.

On Modric JGM, an inside source at Airfix assures me it's not too serious and they think they can use part of an Afrika Corp crouching sniper to repair him.

Spurs County
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23. Spurs County Wrote: | 22.09BST | Sep 20, 2008

"If anyone sees Vedran Corluka in a Spurs shirt can they please calmly report this to a steward."

LOL. To be fair I think the weight of expectation from the fans after the early Villa goal may have just shaken him a bit. Kept making the stupidest of mistakes, like holding off an opposition player really well only to misplace the pass when he finally released the ball. Maybe he just needs another chance.

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24. ToniMontana Wrote: | 22.12BST | Sep 20, 2008

If anyone sees Michael Dawson in a Spurs shirt can they please immediately report this to police, for pretending to be a good player and fooled Ramos to extended his contract. Its a crime I believe.

I dont want to talk about Bentley(flop), out of respect to HH. I believe he is one of HH favorite players. 8)


3-1 mighty tottenham. Pavlo, Bramble own goal =D , Pavlo again.

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25. 1981_Spurs Wrote: | 22.37BST | Sep 20, 2008

we must win, or the axe will start to swing ever nearer to Ramos's neck!!!

HarryHotspur
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26. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.50BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to ToniMontana:

If anyone sees Michael Dawson in a Spurs shirt can they please immediately report this to police, for pretending to be a good player and fooled Ramos to extended his contract. Its a crime I believe.

I dont want to talk about Bentley(flop), out of respect to HH. I believe he is one of HH...

You respectta me too much my friend!

I do admit I have a soft spot for Bentley. I also admit his crosses are largely iffy. But the boy wants it.

And that hair! OK. I'll wind it in on the hair...

He WAS too much money.

But I do think he'll come good. :P

HarryHotspur
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27. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.53BST | Sep 20, 2008

Reply to spursdevotee:

Harry, a usually witty opener with bitter overtones. I agree with most of what you say apart from Corluka, he could have done better but for a first game and the rest of the defence running around like headless chickens especially Dawson he didn't do to bad, lets give him time to settle in....

Good stuff, sir.

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28. vega Wrote: | 23.11BST | Sep 20, 2008

bents been next to useless and sod that manure boy campbell

gomes
gunter corluka woodgate bale
o'hara
bentley jenas hudd lennon
pav

1981_Spurs
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29. 1981_Spurs Wrote: | 23.22BST | Sep 20, 2008

No that team will not score goals!!!

And leave us rock bottom!

Ian S
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30. Ian S Wrote: | 00.04BST | Sep 21, 2008

Gomes
Gunter Woodgate Corluka Bale
Bentley Jenas O'Hara Lennon
Frasier Bent

I'd ease Pav into the Premiership - 20 or 30 mins. Bent and Frasier looked like they were developing a decent understanding, so let it grow.

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