Interests

Life is too important to take seriously.

Music

If you are completely buried in an avalanche, dig a small hole around you and spit in it. The saliva will fall down, giving you an idea of which direction is up. Dig up.

Favorite websites

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Favorite places

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'